Your new Supreme Leader

In the world of good intentions, nothing else matters

Jan 14, 2025

“…last night, over dinner, I told my kids about the decision that I'm sharing with you today…. “

Yes, that’s me, Zork Hun the first and I intend to become your new supreme leader.

I meet all the basic criteria for the job. I am still alive; my political experience is comparable to that of Trudeau’s and I have a stage director diploma which makes me even more qualified than Justine to be a drama-queen. I also have a diploma of Marxism-Leninism which is far more substantial than his fuzzy communist ideas and admiration for China. I do not have communism and dictatorship in my genes like he does, but I am a Hun, with the spirit of Attila.

My most important qualification is that I INTEND to become your supreme leader.
That alone should be enough, but I also intend to be a great leader. Not for selfish reasons, not to enrich my family and friends. No. I just want to serve the people who would be lost without my benevolence, wisdom and good intentions.
I intend to give them my best, no matter what the cost is to them.
Those, who are not enlightened enough to fully appreciate my benevolence and virtuous vision, will meet their just punishment. Canada is no place for racists, fascists, misogynists and people who hold unacceptable views. Even if this means every Canadian. I can easily replace them with those who are ready to embrace my virtuous vision of a non-Canadian Canada.
I intend to Make Canada Great Again, or if not again, then for the first time, unburdened by what has been.

I intend to convince the renegade American colonists to rejoin the British Dominion under my leadership. They clearly want to be together with us; they want to return to their British Heritage as evidenced by Trump’s suggestions to that effect. I just have to work out the leadership question with him using the art of the deal. Just Like Trudeau, I’m a fighter.
I intend to be the ultimate unifying force from Key West to Iqaluit and from California to Newfoundland and beyond.
As soon as the details of the New British American union are worked out, I intend to take this New Unified North America (NUNA) into the European Union.

I intend to become speed-reader and a mind reader so that I can spot any plot against my benevolent rule.
I also intend to live forever so that the whole world can benefit from my awesomeness forever.

I intend to be happy and you will all be happy knowing that I am happy.
You will be able to see my face and hear my voice ALL THE TIME.

I’ll be watching you!

Eat your heart out, Klaus Schwab!!

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Now, seriously. Trudeau made his announcement almost a week ago. The whole world seems to celebrate the resignation that DID NOT HAPPEN!!!!

Trudeau did not resign!
He just announced his intention to resign sometimes in the future, maybe, possibly, if we will all be nice to him and all his conditions are met. In the meantime, like a good little dictator, he just shut down the parliament which was ready to force him out of office the next day. If the parliament is shut down, it cannot vote to force him to call an election.

This was not a resignation, but a sleazy procedural power grab to buy a few months waiting for a miracle.
A way to sleaze his way back to power, to figure out how to manipulate the election, or simply to leave on his terms, without ANY consideration for what Canada actually needs.
Just like Biden, he is doing everything in his power to make the transition of power as harmful and as damaging as possible for the next administration.

We could expect Donald Trump to pause his tariff plans if there was an election in progress with the possibility that he will be able to talk to an adult in the new government. Trudeau knows that, but like the impetuous narcissist he is, he is ready to destroy Canada out of spite.

Trudeau is the paragon of leftist virtue signaling. Everything is about him and his awesomeness. He truly believes that reality is built upon good intentions. Like a good, brainwashed leftist, he believes that intent is what makes the world go around. We should give him all the credit, because he said that he intends to resign. Maybe he will change his ‘intent’ tomorrow, because he is a fighter, but he would only do that because he cares.

Still, I cannot blame him. He cannot help himself.
He is what he is, a sleazy, retarded, narcissist sociopath.
I blame the idiots who voted him into office THREE F@!#ING TIMES!!!!

What did the rest of us do to deserve him?

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